Well the unthinkable has happened. Our country is now in the boughs of a coalition government comprising the now three-in-a-row winning Fianna Fáil party, of which Bertie Ahern still rules supreme, and the Green Party - our very own national collection of insane hippies with radical notions and ideals. There are of course some smaller constituent parts to the formation, but no one really cares about the. What is interesting, is the fact that we’re actually a Green/Government country now.
As and from this morning, Ireland will no longer be the secure and fast-paced place it has been for the past ten years. OK, so that’s a bit of a scare tactic. But to be fair, the Greens are an unknown element in government here. It could be good, but is likely to be bad. The Green Party hates everything that Ireland loves - cars, transport, using incandescent light bulbs, rewarding the fat-cats of society who’s crumbs fall from the tables of industry to feed the middle classes and working classes, and of course, we love our airlines. The Greens therefore are the antithesis of our beloved creation of Ireland 2.0.
But as ever, Bertie holds the reigns of power… so while John Gormley of the Green Party was given a cabinet ministry with responsibility for ‘Environment, Heritage and Local Government’, his responsibility for roads and road transport was removed before he took office. The other green-horn was Eamonn Ryan who steps into the shoes of Noel Dempsey to take on the mantle of the Department of Communications, Energy and Natural Resources, with the previous charge of ‘Marine’ being dropped from the portfolio.
Basically, the Greens perceive to have what they wanted, when in fact they have very little control over this the 30th Dáil. This is good because it keeps their radical notions at bay and allows Ireland to get on doing what it does best - growing faster than any EU state!
But what of the future?? Is there a risk that a Greener influence in Irish politics could damage the country? I for one am sceptical. One one hand, it’s likely that the Greens will simply become Fianna Fáil’s whipping boy and be almost completely destroyed come the next election. On the other hand, the Greens could become a very popular force in Irish politics, however that’s almost certainly not going to happen.
So for now, let’s congratulate the party who said “It’s Time” in their election campaign, and hope that Bertie calls ‘time’ for them soon enough - after all, there’s only so many Prius-driving tree-hugging yummy-mummys in Ireland!
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